Make your passive-aggressive office vibes loud and fashionable. This 100% cotton unisex tee isn’t just a mood—it’s a statement. With a structured fit, crisp lines, and fabric that holds its shape, it’s perfect for those Zoom calls you didn’t need to be on in the first place. Layer it up or wear it solo while you silently judge the agenda.

Details:

100% cotton for peak comfort and sarcasm
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather shades: 50/50 cotton/poly blend
Midweight fabric (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²) that lasts longer than your patience
Open-end yarn & tubular construction = durability with zero nonsense
Taped neck & shoulders, double-seamed sleeves and hem

Made ethically in Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

A few notes:

White may look slightly off-white (like your enthusiasm during weekly syncs)
Natural colour may include flecks—consider it texture, not a flaw

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!