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Because silence is golden—and so is skipping pointless meetings.

This sleek black hoodie delivers comfort, attitude, and just the right amount of passive aggression. Made with a soft cotton face and recycled poly blend, it’s your cozy companion for dodging video calls, replying with “per my last email,” or simply refusing to pretend this could’ve been a productive hour.

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Midweight fabric (8.25 oz./yd²) that’s warm but not bulky
• Smooth cotton face—perfect for showing off your resting “this again?” face
• Regular fit with ribbed cuffs, waistband, and a roomy kangaroo pocket
• Drawcords + metal eyelets = subtle flex
• Minimal shrinkage, maximum mood
• Ethically sourced from Pakistan

🖤 Disclaimer: Size up if you like your sarcasm oversized.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This Meeting Could Have Been An Email - Unisex premium mid-weight hoodie

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