Because silence is golden—and so is skipping pointless meetings.

This sleek black hoodie delivers comfort, attitude, and just the right amount of passive aggression. Made with a soft cotton face and recycled poly blend, it’s your cozy companion for dodging video calls, replying with “per my last email,” or simply refusing to pretend this could’ve been a productive hour.

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Midweight fabric (8.25 oz./yd²) that’s warm but not bulky
• Smooth cotton face—perfect for showing off your resting “this again?” face
• Regular fit with ribbed cuffs, waistband, and a roomy kangaroo pocket
• Drawcords + metal eyelets = subtle flex
• Minimal shrinkage, maximum mood
• Ethically sourced from Pakistan

🖤 Disclaimer: Size up if you like your sarcasm oversized.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!